How does your favorite Chipotle meal weigh in?
Update: How many calories is your favorite Chipotle meal? Click here to find out:
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One way to offset: 1 Chipotle Steak Burrito = 3 hours, 40 minutes of sex.
However, a vegetarian Chipotle burrito (with organic rice, props!) only requires 2 hours and 15 minutes of sex. Which is sadly ironic, since healthy vegetarians are the ones who can easily “go” for soooo much longer, compared to you fatty steak-eating boys.
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