“Conservatively speaking, I’ve dated about 500 women.”
I was just on The Daily Show website watching Jon Stewart’s commentary on the Giffords shooting. Afterward, it jumped to an unexpected and hilarious clip called “Dirty Bird Special,” about an STD epidemic among Jewish seniors in South Florida. It was way too funny not to share, not to mention a welcome respite from all the Giffords coverage.
Some great quotes from the clip:
“I haven’t used a condom in forty years.”
“If I got AIDS, it takes five years to die….So what? So I die having pleasure.”
“I would hate to have my tombstone read that I died of herpes.”
“I happen to have warts. Not right now, but I had ’em. Yes, warts on my penis.”
Let’s not take advice on sex education from this crew:
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Dirty Bird Special|
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