Kombucha drinker ticketed for DUI.

Via on Apr 26, 2011

(Boulder, CO ~ Source: EJ Breaking News)

An unidentified woman (Julie, you know her) was ticketed last night for drinking under the influence. The underage woman was at a party and avoided any hard alcohol, opting instead for Kombucha.

Her Blood Alcohol Level (BAL) was 0.06- above the drunk driving limit.

Blood Alcohol Content after Kombucha consumption

As this was her first offense, she was given a 30-day suspended license and community service- cleaning up the Goose Creek bike path.

She was drinking Kombuchu in massive quantities for its cleansing, metabolism and digestive support, as advertised on the bottles.

Sorry Julie, busted Kombucha UI

EJ editor’s note, we probably should have divulged this fact upfront: this is comedy, a joke, satire, a work of fiction. Except that it’s probably happened, you know, at least a few times. ~ ed.

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4 Responses to “Kombucha drinker ticketed for DUI.”

  1. maria says:

    The last time I tried to buy kombucha at my local supermarket, I got carded. I have wondered wether this means that I shouldn't drink it while driving. Or if I am an alcoholic! I love me some kombucha!

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