TV Anchorman tells Dalai Lama the Pizza joke.

Via on Jun 18, 2011


The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and orders himself one with everything. One with the lot? You know, everything?

Dalai Lama’s Pizza

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4 Responses to “TV Anchorman tells Dalai Lama the Pizza joke.”

  1. elephantjournal says:

    Comment from twitter: #fail. It's a hot dog, and the line is, "make me one with everything.". No wonder boyfriend looks chagrined.

  2. The lesson here: don't try to tell a slang-based pun to a non-native speaker.

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