This Woman is Genius: “How to Get Ready for a Date.”

Via on Jul 20, 2011

That’ll do, Pig.

Yes, the joke’s on us. A sendup of American values, or lack thereof. Get a pricey purse, wear jewelry (invented in the early 90s and high heels and a tight dress so he knows you want to f**k. And don’t try and be funny or smart at dinner, that’s his job.

“What else you gonna do, show up as yourself and hope things work out? Nahhh. You might get hurt!”

For the first few seconds she had me going…and I was visualizing 50 years of Feminism being rolled back, 1,000,000 youtube views at a time.

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About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | facebook.com/elephantjournal | twitter.com/elephantjournal | facebook.com/waylonhlewis | twitter.com/waylonlewis | Google+ For more: publisherelephantjournalcom

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17 Responses to “This Woman is Genius: “How to Get Ready for a Date.””

  1. DaveTelf says:

    she's funny. smart. sexy.

  2. Kay says:

    Her 'Magic – I can do it!' video is pretty hilarious too. I love Jenna Marbles :)

    • Sophia says:

      I was going to post something along the lines of, "She has a name, you know" but you beat me to it. Kudos.

  3. Carl S. says:

    Brilliant. It may sound naive, but hopeful is more like it: I wish it didn't have to be all about disguises and dumbing yourself down. This hits close to home, b/c I know too many people that self-sabotage and sell themselves short. Great girl turns down her inner beauty b/c she thinks she needs to in order to attract someone. Enter douche bag. Breaks my heart.

  4. Sasha says:

    This is fantastic!

  5. maria says:

    excellent.

  6. BAnjeeB says:

    This made me smile :-)

  7. drboblin says:

    I am absolutely in love with this girl! She's beautiful, smart, funny, sexy and too young for me… She's perfect !!!

  8. LoL says:

    "For the first few seconds she had me going…and I was visualizing 50 years of Feminism being rolled back, 1,000,000 youtube views at a time."

    What a gullible bastard you are. Just sayin'.

  9. Jenifer says:

    She really is brilliant. I like the trick people into thinking you are pretty one, too. And it does hit close to home for many.

  10. penelope says:

    She is fascinating, at first I thought it was pure parody but I just watched her 16 minute make up tutorial. So what do the savvy young women out there think? I'm a little old and from an alien culture :-)

  11. "It's like the underground railroad…of SEX!" HAHAHA!!! LOVE that she breaks out the Biofreeze during the perfume bit.

  12. Hannah says:

    I love Jenna Marbles. She's the Steven Colbert of being a girl.

  13. [...] Jenna Marbles with more empowering CCL STFU humor and fire-spitting truth. [...]

  14. Amy E says:

    She is absolutely hilariously sarcastic! Love her!

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