I’m getting married in a few weeks and trying to slim down for the occasion. It’s so hard. I really like to eat.
So to make it OK, I’m declaring today WORLD INDULGENCE DAY. This means go out and indulge without guilt!
Because who would you rather hang out with…someone with a bumper sticker reading “Peace is a Hard Ass” or someone with a bumper sticker reading “Peace is a hot chocolate chip cookie and a chocolate banana shake and a nice glass of Port and a wet kiss from a puppy that’s not your own!”
I know most of the health freaks out there would single me out as a bad example, but I’m a lot more fun to hang with. That I can promise you!
As Erma Bombeck said, “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
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