Winner! Worst Halloween Costume.

Via on Oct 31, 2011

“A beautiful, funny and delicious moment each day…keeps the stress away.”

Funny Moment:

Something…is not right here.

Little kids want to be sharks or robots or Elmo for Halloween.

When daddy is dressing you up as a pack of Marlboros, one has to wonder what’s wrong with daddy.

If you find yourself getting a little too excited tonight about dressing up (or dressing your kids up) as a pimp or hooker or lactating nipple (yes I saw that in the East Village) or “strung out ex-addict on a ripping binger,” please remember Halloween is supposed to be a kid’s holiday and the freaks are best tonight behind closed doors.

Be Safe and Happy Halloween!

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9 Responses to “Winner! Worst Halloween Costume.”

  1. elephantjournal says:

    I'm not sure…I love that! Daddy's got a sense of humor! ~ W.

  2. Noam Sane says:

    This is awesome, and spooky in a funny way. I'll bet a kid with a dad this cool is going to be just fine.

  3. Tanya Lee Markul Tanya Lee Markul says:


  4. Dave says:

    It's halloween. Get a grip and stop taking everything so seriously.

  5. I went to a Halloween party once as a psycho junkie, with dark bags under the eyes, blood dripping from my mouth, track marks drawn on my arms, and, as a cute touch, a stuffed monkey on my back. The trouble was that I went to a party where barely anybody knew me…and it didn't seem like anybody wanted to get to know me looking like that!

  6. Guest says:

    Lighten up Francis. Thats funny.

  7. It is very interesting one look to me about the Halloween customs. That is very enjoyable to me. But thing is that little kids want to be sharks or robots or Elmo for Halloween when daddy dressing you up as a pack of Marlboros writing is very handful to me.

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