And it’s…Sh*t Baristas Say.

Via on Jan 15, 2012

Here’s your…pfffft…decaf mocha (eyeroll). This roast is off. There’s no x in espresso!? Someone’s latte is dying on the barrr!

I do some bar-back shifts at a speakeasy:

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4 Responses to “And it’s…Sh*t Baristas Say.”

  1. Finally!

    I don't care what they say, actually, as long as they make damned good coffee.

    And yeah, that they keep the x out of espresso…..:)

  2. I love "we have cream and sugar out, but they're just props…."

  3. I feel a little stabby when people call it eXpresso. (But I do love The Shins!)

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