Advice on Love from Children.

Via on Jan 8, 2012

 Advice On Love From Children: (can you still remember when this was us?)

  • “Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” – Dick, age 7
  • “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” – Lynnette, age 8
  • “Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” – Ricky, age 7
  • “Don’t forget your wife’s name. That will mess up the love.” – Erin, age 8
  • “Sensitivity don’t hurt.” – Robbie, age 8
  • “Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.” – Erin, age 8
  • “Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch.” – Natalie, age 9
c/o Things People Said

 

Above image c/o my niece Sage.

Want more?  Thought so:

  • “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” – Glenn, age 7
  • “Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” – John, age 9
  • “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” – Manuel, age 8
  • “No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” – Mae, age 9
  • “Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.” – Greg, age 8
  • “Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” – Tom, age 5
  • “On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” – Mike, 10
  • “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when Dinosaurs is on television.” – Jill, age 6
  • “One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.” – Andrew, age 6
  • “My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.” – Carolyn, age 8
  • “It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” – Kenny, age 7
  • “One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” – Ava, age 8
  • “When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.’” – Anita, 9
  • “I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” – Regina, age 10
  • “Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one.” – Angie, age 10
  • “A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together.” – Marlon, age 10
  • “[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn’t want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I’d figure something out. I’d just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing.” – Kirsten, age 10
  • “Love is foolish…but I still might try it sometime.” – Floyd, age 9
  • “Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” – Dave, age 8

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12 Responses to “Advice on Love from Children.”

  1. I can see Glenn is gonna have some issues…..:)))

  2. …not half as interesting as Dave's, though!!!

  3. Daiva says:

    I laughed so hard (tears and all)!!! Kids are amazing:)))

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  5. These are awesome! Thanks for the laugh :))

  6. Kimberly says:

    I love this! Thank you

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  8. tridentgirl says:

    If only Manuel knew that getting shot with an arrow would be the most ~painless~ part of falling in love….sigh….

  9. Lisa Flynn says:

    Oh, these are great! Made my day. Will share! Thank you :)

  10. Alexis J says:

    Very inspirational as kids say the darnedest but sometimes the most realist things!

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