Sorry, we know the meme is dead, but I think it’s a zombie meme, even more awesome after it’s been overdone.
I want to marry one of these Crunchy Mamas…save me a lot of reading about crazy health stuff, get crazy healthy happy child, bam.
Bonus: Coolest Dad Ever.
http://MamaNatural.com Written by natural mamas just like YOU. Inspired by “Shit Girls Say” and “Shit New Age Girls Say.”
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Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say includes:
Sorry I smell like garlic, I’m trying to kick this cold.
Who was your doula?
Are you going to the chicken pox party?
I love the amber teething necklace!
Wanna carpool to the nurse-in?
You use regular deodorant?
I might eat the placenta, I might not.
48 hour water birth. Yes it hurt like hell.
We don’t have a crib?
Two Words: Big Pharma. Vaccine injury. Baby wise. Elective c-section.
Facebook took down another one of my breastfeeding pictures!
We chose not to mutilate his genitals.
Does this baby carrier show off my back fat?
It’s called The Business of Being Born.
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