Also via Reddit, this rebuttal:
Vice President: Irish Catholic
Secretary of State: Women
Secretary of Defense: Italian-American
Attorney General: African-American
Secretary of the Interior: Mexican-American
Secretary of Labor: Mexican/Nicaraguan Woman
Secretary Health and Human Services: Woman
Secretary of Transportation: Lebanese
Secretary of Energy: Chinese-American Nobel Laureate
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Japanese-American Vietnam Veteran
Speaker of the House: Orange
So yes, America is the land of opportunity.
Great last line.