Viral Vid: Motherf******g Bike. {NSFW lyrics}

Via on Mar 9, 2012

Every day riding the Tour de F**k You!

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Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science.
Share the road and watch out for cyclists – especially these ones.
Thanks for sharing, and while you’re at it, why not support indie music and get the track at http://sonsofscience.bandcamp.com

..and here are the lyrics, since some of you have asked:

Motherfucking Bike — Sons of Science

I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal – cleans the air
Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass
I’m on a motherfucking bike

Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike

Skinny-ass pants, the ‘stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah bitch, it’s a motherfuckin fixie
Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
(horn and bell solo)

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About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | facebook.com/elephantjournal | twitter.com/elephantjournal | facebook.com/waylonhlewis | twitter.com/waylonlewis | Google+ For more: publisherelephantjournalcom

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7 Responses to “Viral Vid: Motherf******g Bike. {NSFW lyrics}”

  1. Vero Barnes says:

    Ha ha ha!! I like it!

  2. Tobye Hillier yogi tobye says:

    as the lyrics suggest, I too am on a mother^%&king bike!

  3. G.C.Aloha says:

    LMAO! Thank you for posting.

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  5. Steve O says:

    The mug on the handlebars split my side (I actually have a coffee holder on my 3-speed, but gotta work on balancing the mug!)

  6. NY BIKER40 says:

    I Love Bikes!!

  7. Curtis Ferguson says:

    I love bikes, motorbikes, whatever bikes! I just bought some motorbike accessories melbourne and is now investing on a cool Yamaha motorbike that I can ride in the city. I will put aside my every reliable bicycle for a while, but that will still be my favorite.

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