Kissing: a Tutorial.

Via on Apr 4, 2012
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In case you’ve forgotten how it works, a little education:

 

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“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.  That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.”  ~ Mistinguet

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“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”  ~ Ingrid Bergman

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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”  ~ Albert Einstein

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 “Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.”  ~ Rene Yasenek

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Mwuah!

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About Kate Bartolotta

Kate Bartolotta is the strongest girl in the world. She is the love child of a pirate and a roller derby queen. She hails from the second star to the right. Her love of words is boundless, but she knows that many of life’s best moments are completely untranslatable. When she is not writing, you may find her practicing yoga, devouring a book, playing with her children, planting dandelions, or dancing barefoot with her heart on her sleeve. She is madly in love with life and does not know how this story ends; she’s making it up as she goes. Kate is the owner and editor-in-chief of Be You Media Group. She also writes for The Huffington Post, elephant journal, The Good Men Project, The Green Divas, Yoganonymous, The Body Project, Project Eve, Thought Catalog and Soulseeds. She facilitates writing workshops and retreats throughout North America. Heart Medicine, Kate's book on writing, is now available on Amazon.com You can follow Kate on Facebook and Twitter

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18 Responses to “Kissing: a Tutorial.”

  1. Olga says:

    Your posts are fantastic!

  2. melissa says:

    Love this, Kate.
    “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” ~ Ingrid Bergman
    warmly,
    melissa

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  12. Julie Ann says:

    Hi! I was wanting to re-read your beautiful story, "I'm giving up sex for Lent". When I Google it, the page that pulls up in blank. It is such a beautiful piece of writing. How would I go about being able to view it?
    Thank you!

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