Kissing: a Tutorial.

Via on Apr 4, 2012
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In case you’ve forgotten how it works, a little education:

 

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“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.  That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.”  ~ Mistinguet

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“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”  ~ Ingrid Bergman

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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”  ~ Albert Einstein

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 “Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.”  ~ Rene Yasenek

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Mwuah!

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About Kate Bartolotta

Kate Bartolotta is the strongest girl in the world. She is the love child of a pirate and a roller derby queen. She hails from the second star to the right. She doesn't know how to behave with all the apples and ibexes. She doesn't suffer from her eight million freckles, she loves them! Like a rolling stone, Kate gathers no moss. Kate loves kale, being barefoot, Dr. Seuss, singing too loudly, gallivanting, palindromes, blackberries and has far too many books for her own good. When she's not writing, you can find her practicing yoga, running in the woods, playing with her kids, devouring a book, planting dandelions, changing the world and doing her dishes. Kate does not play the accordion. She is a massage therapist, writer and a compassionate friend to all. This year Kate aspires to finally give up on learning to knit and will instead spend that time putting a little bit more of her heart on the page. Connect with Kate on Facebook and Twitter

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18 Responses to “Kissing: a Tutorial.”

  1. Olga says:

    Your posts are fantastic!

  2. melissa says:

    Love this, Kate.
    “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” ~ Ingrid Bergman
    warmly,
    melissa

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  12. Julie Ann says:

    Hi! I was wanting to re-read your beautiful story, "I'm giving up sex for Lent". When I Google it, the page that pulls up in blank. It is such a beautiful piece of writing. How would I go about being able to view it?
    Thank you!

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