Dear George Lucas,
You ruined the Star Wars of my childhood with all of your CGI and trying to posture to maximize audience potential and merchandising instead of staying true to the integrity of the story we all knew and loved.
We will not be attending the premiere of Star Wars IX: The Search for more Money.
Star Wars fans everywhere.
(P.S. This song makes me feel a little better about it though.)
(P.P.S. If you picked up on my Spaceballs reference, I think I love you. xoxo)
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