The World According to Americans (& other bigotries).

Via on Jul 23, 2012

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The Ultimate Bigot’s Supersized Calendar.

Maps used to be boring and stereotypes used to be mean… until graphic designer and visual artist Yanko Tsvetkov, a.k.a. Alphadesigner, brought them together in one of the most clever, honest and inappropriate calendars to date.

Before you take this seriously and crucify him, you might want to let him explain his artistic philosophy. I can hear it resonate, for the most part, with my own:

As an artist, I am limited only by the span of my imagination and the level of my mastery. I’m not politically correct. Art is an expression of feelings and spirit, not a moral quest for dignity, purification or salvation. If you seek the latter, go to a priest or simply continue reading.

So, as an “expression of feelings and spirit,” Art can (should) also make you laugh.

Any Europeans in the room? If you’re familiar with Europe’s geopolitical issues, occupy this:

(Alphadesigner)

 

Speaking of priests & purification, the Vatican has a confession to make:

(Alphadesigner)

 

The Untold story behind the American Dream in four easy takes (scroll up to see it in context):

I.

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II.

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III.

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IV. 

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BONUS: If you really want the truth…

Ask the Brits, they know stuff.

(Alphadesigner)

 

Or the Swiss… because High Maintenance is so-like-super-NOT as complicated as it sounds…

(Alphadesigner)

 

Finally, if you want more, get the whole unabridged calendar here and give it to that bigot uncle for his birthday, with a grin.

(Alphadesigner on Zazzle)

 

As the chairman for the American Racists and Bigots Council (ARBC), Tom Branson, so eloquently put it:

“The world is changing, and we, the hateful and ignorant of America, need to change with it. The time has come for our ugly, intolerant rhetoric to step into the 21st century. Our disgusting, dehumanizing slurs simply must reflect the terrifying new global society we now live in. In order to continue going backward, we first have to move forward.” ~ Via The Onion News

 

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About Andrea Balt

Co-Founder / Editor in Chief of Rebelle Society, Wellness Alchemist at Rebelle Wellness & Creativity Curator at Creative Rehab. Unfinished book with a love for greens, bikes and poetry; raised by wolves & adopted by people; not trying to make art but to Be Art. Holds a BA in Journalism & Mass Communication, an MFA in Creative Writing & a Holistic Health Coach degree from the Institute for Integrative Nutrition®. In her work she tries to reflect the wholeness of the human experience by combining Art & Health + Brains & Beauty + Darkness & Brilliance into a more alive, unabridged and unlimited edition of ourselves. She is also on a quest to reinstate Creativity as one of our essential Human Rights to (hopefully and soon) be included in the UN Declaration. Connect with her on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram and sign up for her Monthly Stroke of Renaissance.

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9 Responses to “The World According to Americans (& other bigotries).”

  1. Loup-garrou says:

    One world. One love. Funny indeed!! :)

  2. muks says:

    It had been half a year in the US before someone told me that I am from Dirty-Porn- or BDSM-Country. At least I could use the stereotype later to scare little American exchange students back home, hehehe…… A map like this can easily be created by the Germans though ;)

    • Andrea Balt Andréa Balt says:

      LOL. Check out the artist's website (linked to his name, in the article). There IS indeed a map created by the "Germans." I just couldn't include them all.

  3. yogaguerillagrrl says:

    We are laughing at AMERIKA all the time.. (especially on the Elephant journal) Thanks for making us giggle and roll our eyes, you kooky Americans. Greece and Rome fell- great civilisations though they were. As did Ancient Egypt ( Google them, go on) Your time has been and is almost gone, but we'll always love you and your kooky ways, anyway.

    • beekay31 says:

      Gotta laugh at the dummies who stereotype America as well… You're exactly the type of person the author is making fun of.

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  6. João Gabriel says:

    I'm liberal commie muahahaha!

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