A few of the top reviews:
I’ve been in a few binders in my time, but this one is the best. It has a view! Take it from me, when you’re placed in this binder for god knows how long, you’ll enjoy the Durable View!
I bought this binder for my daughter who is preparing to head off to college for the first time. I realize it’s a little early to be trying out binders, but it was cheaper than a prom dress…and I’ll be honest, I just couldn’t see how it fit.
There are a lot of good things about this binder; it’s very sturdy. But we did have some trouble getting my daughter in because there were SO many women stuffed into it and space was getting a little tight. I don’t know why Mitt didn’t let some of them out or why he didn’t spring for some empty binders….probably to keep costs down.
All in all, I am satisfied with my purchase. Sometimes I catch my daughter in her room just hanging out in her binder for fun. So I think she likes it, too! I wish I had known about binders full of women when I was starting out in life. It would have made networking so much easier.
I can’t give it five stars because it was disappointingly flexible and I couldn’t use it after five pm, but at this price they’re easily replaceable.
I just placed my order 20 minutes ago, and already it is the GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! A BINDER FULL OF WOMEN, just for ME! ME!!! ALL MINE! Good-by, expensive porn! Smell ya later, greasy pimps! Best of–what? Nothing, honey, just surfing the internet..wait, you don’t understand–baby? Sugar??? Aw, hell–good riddance! Who needs a wife? I’m getting a BINDER FULL OF WOMEN, and they’ll be worth every penny they’re holding between their knees…
I was so excited as I ripped open the package for this binder, only to be disappointed. I thought I had ordered the Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring for MEN. But I got this binder made for women. I returned the binder and searched the internet, but unfortunately no one currently makes a binder to hold my meaty men. What good is it if you cannot organize your men in the order of needs they can service for you? Please, Avery, equality for all.
I thought this binder was going to come in a set of two, but instead, I received a single binder. The single binder’s influence so enraged me that I promptly shot up a whole neighborhood with my handy dandy AK47. In the future, it would be better for the country if you shippped these in a pair. God knows, it certainly would have been better for that neighborhood.
I should have known when I was in the store that buying this was a bad idea. I kept hearing the muffled cries and the sounds of high heels clacking, but no… I went ahead and bought it anyhow. Well, when I got home and opened it up, all of a sudden my living room was filled with hundreds of women, holding pies, wearing pearl earrings, and crying out for their oven mitts. I think.
Anyhow, they descended on me and begged me to tell them where their oven mitts were. I think. I told them that I didn’t know and that I’d appreciate it if they’d leave, but no… they had to stay in the binder.
I’m GAY, people. What am I going to do with a binder full of women? At least 47% of them are going to want to be my best friend, and I don’t have time for that right now.
However, if I’m honest, I must say my home is cleaner than ever, and the apple pies left behind are deelish.
Oh, yes. You are all so very, very, very, very clever with your joke reviews about keeping women in binders and/or being a woman in a binder. Well, let me tell you, Ms. and Mr. Smarty-Pants, he who has never made a verbal blunder can cast the first stone. You know and I know that Our Future President, Mr. Mitt Romney, really meant to say he has BLENDERS full of women. So act like grown-ups and cut him a break.
I have to admit that I was a little bit excited when I heard Mitt mention his binder full of women. I thought surely there would also be a binder full of men available somewhere. As there is not, I might just have to take the idea to the Shark Tank because I know there is a great demand for the male version of this handy device. I also believe there would be demand for a black binder because you know the old saying, once you go black… you vote for him for a 2nd term
Especially one that is as small as this one. And trust me, there ain’t nothing EZ about trying to put a bunch of women in this one. I mean, where is razzle dazzle, the glitter? How is a girl supposed to get her groove on in a plain white binder that is this small?
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