The Best Meeting Request Ever & Good Advice to All Aspiring Writers.

Via on Mar 13, 2013

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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” ~ Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

When copywriter, Robert Pirosh, arrived in Hollywood, California in 1934—he wanted nothing more than to pursue his dream of being an actual “Hollywood Screenwriter.”

Instead of knocking on, and potentially running the risk of having doors slammed in his face, he opted for this most deliciously delightful and irrepressibly irresistible approach instead. Pirosh sent letters out to all of the major studio executives, directors, and producers—which landed him his first major writing job with MGM studios, and ultimately working as a writer for the Marx Brothers. He later earned an Academy Award for best writing, story, and screenplay for his motion picture, Battleground.

Thank you, Mr. Pirosh—I quite like ‘fat buttery words,’ too.

And to all of the current, and hopefully soon-to-be elephant writers—take it from me, never give up on those little girl writing dreams.

“Dear Sir:

I like words. I like fat buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, glutinous, toady. I like solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous, pecunious, valedictory. I like spurious, black-is-white words, such as mortician, liquidate, tonsorial, demi-monde. I like suave “V” words, such as Svengali, svelte, bravura, verve. I like crunchy, brittle, crackly words, such as splinter, grapple, jostle, crusty. I like sullen, crabbed, scowling words, such as skulk, glower, scabby, churl. I like Oh-Heavens, my-gracious, land’s-sake words, such as tricksy, tucker, genteel, horrid. I like elegant, flowery words, such as estivate, peregrinate, elysium, halcyon. I like wormy, squirmy, mealy words, such as crawl, blubber, squeal, drip. I like sniggly, chuckling words, such as cowlick, gurgle, bubble and burp.

I like the word screenwriter better than copywriter, so I decided to quit my job in a New York advertising agency and try my luck in Hollywood, but before taking the plunge I went to Europe for a year of study, contemplation and horsing around.

I have just returned and I still like words.

May I have a few with you?

Robert Pirosh
385 Madison Avenue
Room 610
New York
Eldorado 5-6024″

Bonus 11 of the Best Quotes on Writing:

“The first draft of anything is shit.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.” ~ J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” ~ Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.” ~ Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums

“No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.” ~ Robert Frost

“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.” ~ Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing

“Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” ~ Anton Chekhov

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” ~ Stephen King, On Writing

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

And finally…

 

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.” ~ Isaac Asimov

 

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Ed: Kate Bartolotta

About Tara Lemieux

Tara Lemieux is a mindful wanderer, and faithful stargazer. Although she often appears to be listening with great care, rest assured she is most certainly forever lost in thought. She is an ardent explorer and lover of finding things previously undiscovered or at the very least mostly not-uncovered. When she’s not writing, you can find her walking in the woods and sometimes changing the way we look at things, one simple moment at a time. If after all of this, you still wish to seek Tara out, you can contact her at www.taralemieux.com, OR read her SUPER-AMAZING DAILY blog or, take one second to "LIKE" her on Facebook at Tara's Facebook Page. Or email her directly at tara@taralemieux.com. All roads will lead to one home, and rest assured she (and Nudnick, the wonder dog) would LOVE to hear from you.

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3 Responses to “The Best Meeting Request Ever & Good Advice to All Aspiring Writers.”

  1. Anne Samit Anne says:

    Really, I've enjoyed reading everything you've written!

  2. Jacqui Winn says:

    Great post, especially Robert Pirosh's letter. If I could put them on a plate, I'd gobble up all those wonderful words!

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