My bicycle was stolen tonight.

Via on Aug 17, 2014
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When Buddhist meditation master Trungpa Rinpoche had his last food stolen as he traveled across the snowy Himalayas, escaping the Chinese invasion, he wished that the thief would enjoy the food and benefit from it. May my bike’s thief and whomever buys it enjoy the money and bike, and find genuine happiness, and genital herpes.#theystillhangbikethievesinwyoming
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Update: So it’s new bicycle time: any suggestions?
I’m looking at Spot, a Ft. Collins company with belt drive, bomber, stylish, not super fast but great for everyday; Shinola, put together in USA/ethical, heavy, beautiful, highly-stealable so would need a great lock; and some random bike…that’s fast and light and perfect but ugly. Any other suggestions? I want something with commuter basics: fenders, rack, bell, 7 plus gears, upright-ish, chainguard. This will be my bike for the next decade, or until it’s stolen. http://www.elephantjournal.com/2008/08/commuter-bike-1-jorg-olif/
My bike was stolen tonight. I don’t have a car, it’s been my daily baby, so it’s a real hearttwister. So long and thanks for everything, dear bicycle.  Made me think of this, the best stolen bike poster ever. ~ Waylon Lewis

bicycle stolen theft

My bicycle was stolen tonight.

I don’t own a car, so it was my daily baby. It was a cross bike. Silver. My first pricey bike, I bought it on sale at University Bikes in Boulder, Colorado. It was “only” $1,000 bucks, which makes it pretty cheap for many of the rides in this bike town.

It’s been a hot summer, but I’ve worn my bike shoes just about all day every day. I put baby powder in them so my feet don’t get too stinky. I can’t not ride my cross bike. Couldn’t, I should say. It’s so light and sleek and simple and fast and fun. Many have said this, but riding a bike that you’re used to, that’s a part of you, gives you the illusion you’re flying. No bubble, like being in a car. No roof. Just you and the air.

I work a lot, I’m an entrepreneur, and commuting is the highlight of my day. While they still hang bike thieves in Wyoming, or so the bumper sticker says, and while bicycle theft has got to be some pretty bad karma (do you come back as a lame bug? Not even a cool bug?), my reaction on losing my daily baby was just, well. It’s gone.

My friend’s reaction was to call the police and look around the creek, where the local homeless hang out, and to search around the block. He felt violated, hurt, on my behalf.  Yeah, it’s sad what some of us, if only a few, do to one another. I guess I feel all that, too…but it’s gone.

I just think about it being gone. An empty space on the fence where I’d locked it up amidst 20 other bikes while I ate at Sherpa’s, a Nepali restaurant, not 15 feet away out on the patio.

Tomorrow, I’ll go buy a new bike. I have a $125 buck craigslist starter mountain bike and a Masi that I rode for 6 years every day, with a hub twice that old. Both are pretty worn out, not good for daily riding.

I’ll buy one other thing, tomorrow: a new lock—a heftier one.

Fare well, silver. And thank you for being such a trusty steed. I’ll miss you and your ripped handle tape. My first road-ish bike. My baby, in some van already back in Denver, or down by the creek somewhere, or who knows.

I’m comforted to remember that you aren’t sentient, though we had a relationship. You’re a tool. A great one. But you won’t feel scared tonight, in the company of thieves. In fact, you’ll likely serve the next rider just as well as you did me.

And I guess there’s some small, strange comfort in that: Bikes continue to be just as wonderful, the best human inventions ever, as long as they’re ridden.

About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | facebook.com/elephantjournal | twitter.com/elephantjournal | facebook.com/waylonhlewis | twitter.com/waylonlewis | Google+ For more: publisherelephantjournalcom

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One Response to “My bicycle was stolen tonight.”

  1. Maria Grazia says:

    So sorry… things are important for their function, to let us make good and funny and lovely experiences (so a bike becomes a "daily baby"), to feel protected when we need it (so a house becomes a home…); "our" things have the inner life and power WE have inside. They go, we stay…. we need a little time to say hello! to them, and the meaning they had for us, remains forever….a two wheels hug!!!!!!!!! MG

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