Save the Whales—USDA Organic—Get Laid.

With thanks for the tip to…er, well, I won’t out him.

Bangbus, apparently, I wouldn’t know, is some sort of porn thing. Porn thing? You know, pornography—on the internet—naked people having sex. Word is folks watch it at home, alone, quite a lot. Not me. So anyway—here’s an eco-friendly, planet-responsible form of porn.

Pop a wheelie, big boy: