Yoga or Drunk? ~Joe Yeoman

Via elephant journal
on Feb 3, 2011
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Why Can’t I Just Figure This Out…or Maybe I Should Just Grab a Beer.

At our weekly Elephant yoga sessions, I find myself looking like the person at the party that is too drunk for their own good. I stumble when my pelvis is supposed to be scooped. I feel like hurling during my downward dog. I find myself wanting to sleep at the end, when the blanket is on top of me.

My fellow classmates seem to breeze through each pose, and I am stuck there wondering if yoga isn’t for me. To make myself feel better, I looked for yoga poses that mirrored my life. Hopefully this video, shows you that yoga can be for drinkers and regular people too.

Joe Yeoman

Joe Yeoman loves you. He is an MFA candidate at the Jack Kerouac School. As a displaced Chicago writer and editor, he hopes to see the Windy City soon.  You can contact him at Joeyeoman [at] gmail [dot] com.


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12 Responses to “Yoga or Drunk? ~Joe Yeoman”

  1. Audrey Mangan says:

    You're not alone! I can barely sit with my legs crossed. Hopefully we'll both make progress with time!

  2. Very funny.

    Bob W. Yoga Editor
    (Join Elephant Yoga on Facebook)

  3. elephantjournal says:

    Billy was giving you non-stop complements this week! Rene, too! ~ Waylon

  4. Colin says:

    sweet Maiden shirt!

  5. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Waylon Lewis, Mexicali Blues. Mexicali Blues said: Silly video: Drunk or doing #yoga? You decide! via @themindfullife […]

  6. Laurie says:

    one word: Freakin' awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

  7. Randall Smith says:

    what Colin said. yeah.

  8. Joe Yeoman says:

    Thanks guys.
    But that isn't me in the picture. I was able to find someone who looks like me (luckily). And it is a sweet Maiden shirt.

    Personally, I am a Ozzie guy (I saw him play in Des Moines thirty years after he bit the head off the bat).

    Joe Yeoman

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