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January 16, 2012

Sh*t Foodies Say. <> Via elepal Alex Hanifin!

Let’s make fun of Michael Pollan groupies!

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stacialowe Aug 7, 2013 7:50pm

Ha! So . . . maybe I am currently reading The Omnivores Dilemma and am developing a secret crush on Michael Pollan but I still thought the video was funny! The truth is most of those statements are running through my money mind when I shop or try to order out. Even worse on the few occasions I eat out I am one of "those people" who shamelessly orders a meal and asks the waitress to hold the cheese, and the bread . Can I replace the bread with lettuce? Can I have veggies instead of fries? Please also no dressing on the salad but can I have oil and vinegar on the side? All this followed by an apology, a big thank you and a generous tip!

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