Saturday Night Live: The Real Housewives of Disney.

Via Jennifer Cusano
on Mar 4, 2012
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“Someone should give a poison apple to whoever told that b*tch she could sing.”

“Jasmine and Aladdin are broke. They used up all their wishes. I heard he spent the last one on a lap dance.”

I’m a fu*king mess.

I’m on the fence here with Lindsey Lohan. Part of me is like wow, she did a good job. The other part is saying, at least she wasn’t high. What do you think?


Editor: Kate Bartolotta


About Jennifer Cusano

Jennifer Cusano, social media aficionado, research connoisseur, and writer du jour, is a Yogi on a path of personal exploration and long overdue healing. Managing Editor for YOGANONYMOUS, Producer for Where Is My Guru, Director of Social Media for YOGASCAPES and TumericALIVE, wife and mother of three, Jenn is really a superhero in disguise—or so she likes to think. In her spare time Jenn likes to read about and search for vampires, so if you happen to know or come across one, please do send them her way. Hit her up on Facebook or Twitter to discuss the various methods of tracking down said vampires. Also she is more than a little uncomfortable writing about herself in the third person, it may just be the hardest thing she's had to do, and that's saying something...


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  2. Lori Wasserman says:

    I thought that was hysterical!! What disturbs me most about Linday Lohan is what she's done to her face…She was a gorgeous girl. Now she's morphing into Joan Rivers. She's only 25…She's going to run out of options by the time she hits 40. It's just so sad because she's actually really talented.

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