Karmageddon: Lord of the Vagina meets Mr. Nice Guy. {Exclusive, Film Review}

Via Lori Ann Lothian
on Jun 13, 2012
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 “An old soul with a nasty baby psyche.”

Or at least that is Jeff Brown’s assessment of kirtan star and yogi Bhagavan Das half way through Karmageddon, a two-hour documentary that chronicles one man’s disenchantment with the skirt-chasing antics of a guru who claims his most potent enlightenment began in 1998 with a talking vagina.

“I heard the talking yoni. The yoni spoke to me…I surrendered to her feet and I didn’t mount her…I didn’t use her yoni that night. I worshipped her. She’d already come two or three times that night. I’d been eating her out for an hour and a half already.”

To give Brown credit, his disillusionment with Bhagavan Das (Lord of the Yoni) begins early in the story when the teacher (who stays as a houseguest in three visits over two years) prances naked in front of Brown’s girlfriend, and later makes lewd conversation with her in front of him. Even before this, 60-something Bhagavan clearly demonstrates an obession with women young enough to be his grand daughters. But it’s not until the lusty old guy hits too close to home that Brown begins to really dig in and ask this question—

Can a guru be enlightened at one level and yet a complete f*cking mess at another?

To figure this out, Brown travels far and wide to interview yoga and kirtan colleagues of Bhagavan, from recording artists Robert Gass and Deva Premal, to yoga teacher and spiritual activist Seane Corn. The musicians are far more tolerant (live and let live) than Corn, who, while clearly fond of Babaji, also states it’s a misuse of power to prey on vulnerable young women. She even jokes that Bhagavan’s karma will probably get him in his next life when he comes back as an 18-year-old girl.

The most compelling assessment of Bhagavan comes from Be Here Now author Ram Dass (Servant of God), who knew Bhagavan in India in the 1960s when he was still named Michael Riggs. In fact Bhagavan introduced Ram Dass (then Richard Alpert) to holy man Neem Karoli Baba, who initiated both men and gave them their Sanskrit names.

The Ram Dass interview reveals the Servant of God is not impressed by his former friend, Lord of the Yoni. Ram Dass describes Bhagavan as “shackled by his own desire,” and “living out his karma.” When pressed by Brown to justify Bhagavan’s sexually predacious nature as a chaos bringer that shakes people up to wake them up, Ram Dass is not buying it.

Brown: “Does how he behaves in his personal life really matter?”

Ram Dass: “Yes it matters…you have to be able to justify your actions on every plane.”

Perhaps the most interesting action that needs justifying in this story is Jeff Brown’s attraction to Bhagavan despite his increasing distaste for the man’s behaviors, from juvenile humor to kleptomania to hitting on nearly underage girls.

In one scene we are introduced to the surprisingly sanguine parents of a young woman who Bhagavan asks to tour with him and provide sex—she turns him down and he has a temper tantrum. Brown listens to this rant but only later reflects on his own anger with Bhagavan and his inability to express anything other than passive-aggressive comments to his teacher.

As the film progresses the focus moves from the investigative approach of asking everyone else if they are okay with this guru, to Brown digging inward to ask himself why he is both “revolted by and completely drawn to him.”

Realizing that Bhagavan is a “depth charge” for some kind for an emotional healing, Brown finally connects the dots. The tall, charismatic, economically irresponsible, delusional guru who imagines himself a high spiritual being is a replica of Brown’s own abusive father, to the point they even smell alike.

This punch line would be a predictable groaner (oh no, not father-transference) that might kill the movie if it weren’t for the quality of the narration. Brown’s literary language as he describes his inner process is eloquent and captivating, and with the added irony of Bhagavan’s chanting as a background score, often times haunting.

Ultimately this film is less an expose of a capricious guru with a Pan complex as it is an inner exploration of Brown’s spiritual journey, one where he pleads guilty to confusing his own self avoidance with enlightenment. Brown realizes that repressed emotions, especially anger, are the “karmic field for my soul’s expansion.”

In the end, Karmageddon’s real message is about remembering that our humanness must walk hand in hand with our divinity. Bhagavan Das, a man of contradictions, shows us all that in our imperfection is the possibility for perfection. And in our messy mortal selves lies the grist for transformation.


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60 Responses to “Karmageddon: Lord of the Vagina meets Mr. Nice Guy. {Exclusive, Film Review}”

  1. Greetings "Vin": when you describe as "pathetic" my status as a "credible source," may I ask if you're referring to Jeff Brown's choice when interviewing me for his film, or to my critical remarks about the finished documentary (see earlier in this thread)?
    As for my imitating Bhagavan Das, I understand that when one undertakes to learn from another (as in an apprenticeship), imitation is a crucial component of the learning process. Competence in any skill-area is a function of emulating a high-quality standard. Once one has developed sufficient competence with the "building blocks" of a given proficiency, creativity becomes possible. I believe that this process holds good in musical performance, sincere devotional activity, and many other admirable features that I recognized operating in Bhagavan Das' life when I met him. These are qualities that I aspired to develop in my own life way back when, and continue to practice earnestly a decade later.
    The only public pronouncement from Bhagavan Das about me that I'm aware of is his endorsement of my book, _Following Sound into Silence: Chanting Your Way Beyond Ego into Bliss_ (Hay House):
    "In Following Sound into Silence, Kailash will take you on a clear ride into the nature of the sound vibration. His devotion to his Guru is very strong, and he has received the blessings of Guru Yoga."

  2. guest says:

    I agree. Kailash is a copycat. Jeff Brown is an idiot and Kalyani is a fool. Jai Ma!

  3. Mitranand says:

    I find Bhagavan das to be one of the few teachers of the Dharma to be authentic and clear ..I have deep deep respect for Bhagavan das…There is alot being taught about yoga , that is the soup of the soup watered down and non-traditional..Bhagavan Das is true to traditional yoga and is a clear channel for teachings that will change you from within…This man is indeed a great gift here in the west where yoga has become commercialized and lost it connection to traditional and mysical practices PRANAMS TO Bhagavan das and Kali

  4. Nima Soni says:

    The only “enlightenment” I got from this film was to realise how special Ramdass is. Grace from their guru was bestowed on all, but Ramdass stayed true to his course where as Bhagwandass got trapped by his own desires.

    Thank you Jeff brown for exposing thisexposing this fraud.

    I do not agree with the author’s idea of accepting everyone, in case of Bhagwandass there is no social responibility on his part, and an immense betrayal of trust, abuse of power. And yes, mockery of a sacred name: Bhagwan das does not lord of the yoni; it has the same sacred humility as Ram das. Bhagwan das also means “servamt of God”. Although this is one servant I wish the lord would sack soon.

  5. mahalie says:

    What a bunch of hilarious spiritual babies. Bless their hearts, both JB and BD, for trying so hard. Both are trying to show how much they love the divine feminine, one by expression of obsessive desire and the other by expression of a need to protect and sanctify. Both are exerting willful practice and reaching for the pulpit rather than putting the object of their adoration first (the beloved). Just a little dirty ego in the ol monkey suits…well, everyone serves a purpose and perhaps they are both wounded healers providing a reflection for so many to relate to, for those who could not immediately relate to a more essential and simple message. They are human and that's ok. That is life. That is a good lesson too. They are both bringing many gifts, beautiful devotional prose and song. Ultimate truth is within each of us and relying on external gurus, leaders, writers, etc. to be your answer to all is the only err here.

  6. Rob Slideboy Andrews says:

    Even if one commits the most abominable actions, if he is engaged in devotional service, he is to be considered saintly because he is properly situated.
    He quickly becomes righteous and attains lasting peace. O son of Kunti, Hari Om

  7. Shane b. says:

    Good point seth… always remember that a lot of these documented mysteries seem to all be manipulated taking all the parts out of there docu. that they don't want in there — an leaving all the parts that they want in the film they made to get ppl's attention an most of all "to make money" like everyone's doing today — by making there own documented films that we can all do — but i choose not to because it starts to many wars, problems, nervous breakdowns an extremely worrying about bullshit that nobody needs and/or deserves in real-life."

    It's hard to believe that Michael Riggs would actually come out in open public in front of the whole world an say that he had forced himself on some 14 year old girl when he was18 an if that's the case then why didn't she go to the authorities about it at that time. ' Remember that the ppl who make these manipulating films taking frames out an putting words in there mouths making it look like there really saying it when there really not

    like the old Kung Fu movies in a very professional way with all the technology we have today along with using expensive camcorder's, lenses & knowing how to play those cameras in a very deceitful slick way like a lot of ppl are doing today an putting them on youtube after they finally realized they were taken for there money an fooled!'. 'Always remember that nobody's perfect an that we all have are stories an we all have done foolish things that weren't right back when we were young adults , but that's also what made a lot of us better ppl today an that ppl change to.'

    Amen an thanks for sharing your own personal view of das.' He seems to be one hell of a salesmen from reading it's here now who went off to be a very successful car salesmen working for dodge dealership selling cars that were new & used along with being a sales manager selling 40 or more new & used cars a month wearing a suit & tie looking & playing the part as a professional spit polished salesmen with real short hair that looked like a respectful citizen from the photos but since i wasn't there then it's hard to tell if that was true or not'?

  8. Markus says:

    Obviously you are primarily attracted to him for his sexual charisma, don't argue that it's anything more than that. And don't blame other "lesser" men who resent for exploiting that privilege.

  9. KiJai says:

    I completely agree with you shakti. Yes, indeed. And not only that…. I called Mr. Brown on this very issue and he became extremely nasty and aggressive with me. This was not a face-to-face confrontation. But somewhere along the line, he had become a facebook "friend". So I communicated with him via the facebook messaging thing. I could not believe how mean and terrible he was when I expressed my feelings to him about his film. He responded with a lot of super aggressive stuff and then blocked me and deleted me as a "friend" and so forth. He is a complete phony. He writes all this so-called spiritual stuff about consciousness, growth, etc. But he's a total fake. I would love to share some of the bizarre things he said to me…. but I think I'll leave it at that. He is a creep that Mr. Brown. He is NOT Mr. Nice Guy. Not even close.

  10. KiJai says:

    PS: And this is coming from someone (me) who cannot STAND Bhagavan Das. I find his behavior to be revolting, if not downright insane. So….my comments regarding Mr. Brown are not in defense of Bhagavan Das. No way. But Mr. Brown is a total jerk!!!!!