Bonus: 7 Reasons we Might Want to Stop Talking about Chick-fil-A.

Bonus: Huckabee, Palin, Bachmann…it’s a Fast Food Bigotry wrap-up.

“Gay Marriage is Happening.”

Finally, a form of social protest Americans can get behind: eating fast food. {Jon Stewart, on Chick-fil-A}

Highlarious:

The hot minute comes at the end, here:

For people who are gay or support gay marriage, I get how seeing thousands of people come out to make this statement is incredibly disheartening, but take solace in this:

Gay marriage is happening.

Like many drive-through window lanes, it ain’t going backwards. And your bonus is this: you get gay marriage, and all your political opponents are going to get is Type 2 Diabetes.

Here’s my prediction: In 10 years, America will have a lot more gay marriage and a lot more Chick-fil-A restaurants because they are both quality products.