Do you celebrate Valentine’s Day (ironically, of course)? Have you done so since before it was, like, a thing?
Are you snowed in, rendering a quick jaunt to the card section of your local drugstore nearly impossible?
Are you in a confusing relationship situation right now? Do you not know if the person you’re kinda sorta seeing expects some sort of romantic gesture on Valentine’s Day?
Do you fear telephones and dread face-to-face encounters?
Are you on a limited budget?
Does the ‘L word’ make you break out in hives?
Nevertheless, are you an affable, humorous sort? Would you kindly and discreetly inform a stranger if she had spinach in her teeth? A skirt tucked into the back of her pantyhose?
Are you acquainted with the interweb?
Do you have access to reliable Wi-Fi?
Behold, a list of online hipster Valentine’s cards for people in befuddling situations and the people who just might kinda, sorta be into them:
Relephant bonus video:
Editor: Rachel Nussbaum
Photo: somee cards