Wine Recommendations we actually Understand. {Hilarious Photos}

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I like to drink wine, but saying that I think it’s good or bad basically exhausts my vocabulary on the subject.

People have talked about wine using words like oaky, long-legs and barrel-fermented and I usually just nod diligently, like I know what we’re talking about, and refill my glass under the spout of Franzia.

But this guy? This guy has nailed these descriptions. I’d love to sit down and have a chat with him the next time I’m stuck talking to the boring dude in the corner who says he can taste the earthy flirtation that might pair nicely with an old shoe. 

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Author: Brenna Fischer

Editor: Emily Bartran 

Photos: Denise Mattox/Flickr; Imgur

 

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Brenna Fischer

Brenna Fischer lives in Okinawa, Japan and is a Certified Holistic Health Counselor, writer, avid rock climber and hiker.  She snorts when she laughs, loves horrible puns and is currently saving up to attend The Vegan Academy full time. You can find her online at her website where her and her fiance collaborate on health, climbing, and extreme sports media, or email her! Read here to see more about what she does.

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4 Responses to “Wine Recommendations we actually Understand. {Hilarious Photos}”

  1. Megs says:

    Loved the ChardonYAYYY hahaha

  2. Margie says:

    I oNice asked an employee about a bottle of wine
    That was on sale. He said, "it tastes like an expensive bottle of wine that is on sale."

  3. Debbie says:

    Made my Sunday! Life is suppose to be a little funny…..I love this! so very Me.

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