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Michael Kalavik (29,290)
I had a long, long time to be alone last night;
A role that my talents enable.
I mounted the stage and silenced my critics
By drinking them under the table.
I’ve been classically trained in the tavern arts.
I’m a boozy, bibulous sot.
A virtuoso of chugging a tankard,
A maestro of downing a shot.
I had a long, long time to be alone last night.
Tonight I’m reprising the scene.
I’ll take my script and slip before the curtain,
To let the drama wash my conscience clean.
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