Politician touches 1,000s of penises at parade, one degree removed.

Via on Dec 16, 2010

Scandal! Did you know that only 25% of men, and 40% of gentlemen, and 2% of boys wash their hands after handling their bits?

Sorry, we just met, it’s too soon to touch your penis (one degree removed).

When I’m a politician, I’ll go with the rock/bump.

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3 Responses to “Politician touches 1,000s of penises at parade, one degree removed.”

  1. Dude, this is the most disappointing title/article combo I've seen in a while…

  2. Alden Wicker Alden says:

    Wait, what is the difference between a man and a gentleman? Is that a made up statistic?

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