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And…Sh*t Vegans Say.



Bill Fcuking Clinton. Are we out of Nutritional Yeast?

Sh*t Girls Say. More Sh*t Girls Say. Sh*t Gay Guys say. Sh*t Asian Ladies Say…Sh*t Black Ladies Say. Sh*t Southern Gay Guys Say. Sh*t Yogis Say.

Youtube has been overrun.

And now…you have to read Skinny Bitch. What time is Whale Wars on? She eats fish now:

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Since the PC police demand that I make clear my feelings or views as separate from videos I pass along, I’ll say this is pretty accurate, though obviously funnyized, dramatized, sillyized, and not as funny as the original Sh*t Girls Say, Sh*t Gay Guys Say, or Sh*t Yogis Say. Still, it’s purty good. Good? Good.

More:

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PS: Sorry, Bill Clinton is not vegan. He was 95% vegan for awhile…which is far from 100%, considering the definition of veganism. Still, his diet and health recovery is inspiring.


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Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | facebook.com/elephantjournal | twitter.com/elephantjournal | facebook.com/waylonhlewis | twitter.com/waylonlewis | Google+ For more: publisherelephantjournalcom

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12 Responses to “And…Sh*t Vegans Say.”

  1. jeni vegan says:

    LOL!!!!!

  2. Lauren says:

    Funny…"casein…shit!"

  3. Amy Ippoliti says:

    I cried laughing…this one is the best of the Sh*t people Say vids…who is next?

  4. Ali Smithers says:

    She's a veganaquarium now! She eats fish, yuch……

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  6. [...] I wasn’t that impressed at first. Eh, funny. Moving on. Then the next one was funnier. And the vegan one was hilarious (I think I know that guy–or his Connecticut equivalent!) The Yogi one was great, [...]

  7. [...] are these so funny? All this sh*t from girls, vegans, yoginis, cat owners…even the sh*t no one says? Because sometimes being mindful isn’t [...]

  8. [...] Here’s another video to add to the sh*t list! [...]

  9. Lisa says:

    Today after lunch I rubbed my belly and said "I think I ate too much soysage"…my husband said I sounded like this guy hahah!

  10. [...] we are often told to do. Most especially, oddly enough, in the yoga community, I never speak of my dirty little vegan habit unless asked, ever, and I often get told to keep quiet about [...]

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