Fotoshop by Adobé.
“Maybe she’s born with it.
No, I’m pretty sure it’s fotoshop.”
Haven’t been feeling too pretty lately? Look no further. Your all-in-one beauty pack has arrived. Filmmaker Jesse Rosten unveils the secret.
“Why eat healthy and exercise when you can just look like you do?”
But if you insist in being yourself and staying unfotoshopped, don’t forget to remember (daily) where your real beauty comes from.
[Photo: Cover Girl]
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