Yoga Poses, renamed. {NSFWish}

Via on Mar 13, 2012

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26 Responses to “Yoga Poses, renamed. {NSFWish}”

  1. Julian Walker yogijulian says:


  2. Tanya Lee Markul Tanya Lee Markul says:

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  3. Louise Brooks says:

    I can't stop laughing! Thanks!

  4. Heather Dawn heather says:

    TOTALLY laughing…..

  5. apimom says:

    Recipe for a successful comedian in North America: put as many disgusting and degrading bodily functions into a presentation as possible. Thanks for spoiling my Yoga practice today! How sad…..and I am Roman Catholic – really offended!

    • Troy says:

      Awe, bless yer (sic) heart. Good thing you had the choice to stop reading. I recommend not letting others dictate how your day is going to go. Peace

      • rowden says:

        I laughed out loud, until I got to the Jesus reference. I'd like Waylon to use Allah or Muhammad in some poor taste jokes. That one pissed me of for all of 2-3 second, faded to merely annoyed and finally to "That's ok. I'm not the one burning in hell for that. I'm gonna burn for other reasons!" (See what I did there).

    • MauiGreg says:

      sorry, but if your yoga practice is so delicate that it can be ruined by a silly graphic on a website, it's not much of a yoga practice. Maybe you should practice lightening up a bit… there are infinitely more things in this world deserving offense than this silly little graphic. You must be an absolute joy to be around.

  6. jay says:

    This article is exactly the reason why I won't waste my cash and subscribe to elephant journal…

  7. robertwolf681 says:

    Silly, but amusing.

  8. […] happen if yoga poses were renamed to reflect their reality? Probably they would be called something like this. (Elephant […]

  9. Tania says:

    Priceless. Thanks for the laugh!

  10. samanthaangela says:


  11. chris says:

    yogis should not disrespect anyone or thing . try being funny and intelligent

  12. Andrea says:

    Ahaha Im a yoga instructor and I gotta say I might throw a few murder victim and smell you pitt poses in my routine!

  13. Sekhemet says:

    This is not amusing or cute.

  14. BrightBlue says:


  15. tmoondustsjw says:

    this supposed to be funny? if doing yoga widened someone's crotch now that would be funny… its totes the opposite! dont hate!;)

  16. maendy says:

    LOL'ing at this list & at the comments!!!

  17. Mouse says:

    a good example to remind us all not to be soooo serious, names are irrelevant, the poses are powerful :)

  18. tasha says:

    lol! kudos to the writer( sorry it offends the very religious) it's nice gift for the mischievously irreverent & light at heart yogi.

  19. Monica Lemberg says:

    Too funny….the cherry on top??…all the ‘seriously offended people’!!← Lmao at you guys

    Thank you EJ for the post!

    An amused yogi

  20. Max Length says:

    This was hilarious. Even better are all the people so easily offended yet, they -STILL- don't exercise their right to not read something that offends them. As if they're reading something with the intent of getting offended regardless.

  21. Ivi says:

    I'm surprised to see how many people are offended by this. Where's your sense of humor? If we can't find amusement with a little bit of silliness… Than how enlightened are we really? Relax people! Isn't that one of the major benefits of practicing yoga in the first place?

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