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May 21, 2012

Cats vs. Dogs (in their own words).

(Dog Art by Brian Rubenacker via Etsy)

Many attempts have been made to psychoanalyze cats and dogs and get a taste of their internal monologues and different personalities.

Although their true selves remain a mystery for now, humanity still hopes to, some day, unveil all their pets’ secrets and decode their every thought and feeling.

The following excerpt, extracted from a Cat and a Dog’s respective diaries, proves that our suspicions aren’t entirely wrong:

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Bonus: this video is not a clip from a movie, it’s reality.

 

Are cats too dramatic?

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“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” ~ Joseph Wood Krutch

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“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

~ Rita Rudner

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“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

~ Ann Landers

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“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”

~ Jeff Valdez

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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

~ Josh Billings

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“Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” ~ Mark Twain

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Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.” ~ Mary Bly

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So do you meow or do you woof? (Or both?)

 

 

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Andrea Balt

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