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February 1, 2021

ROUGH WOMEN ACTION (Hell hath no fury like hooked on phonics)

Take a ballet slipper full of dancer’s blood,

A broken drop light and a lug wrench,

A Chevy fender splashed with bayou mud,

Your boyfriend shackled to his work bench.

Use a duck tape gag that’s labeled Gator Bait

So only God will hear his dying wish.

Leave the swamp gate open, pour a drink and wait.

That’s how jealous Cajun women ghoti.

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