The Secret Giveth, & the Shopowners Taketh Back.
Visualize yourself on a hot date with someone else’s wife, and you just might get a bike from a pedophile, or crash your car. Funny stuff.
Funny. It may be easy to make fun of The Secret—we sure love to do so here in elephantland—but these two blokes are damn good at it.
Now visualize this video playing, and as long as you have wifi, it’ll happen:
hot on elephant
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