Top 40 images: Farmers’ Market Porn.

Via on Mar 14, 2011

Oh! Yes! Farmers’ Market is coming! Yes!

No, of course, these images aren’t porn. I would nevvver post anything like that.

They’re “porn” in the tradition of ski porn or food porn or of coffee porn. Here’s what I wrote up re bicycle “porn”:

When it comes to ski movies, a successful low-budget genre where they repeatedly show boys and girls snowboarding down crazy mountains, movies that are light on plot and heavy on action, slo mo, close ups and gorgeous money shots (skiing off a cliff)…they call the genre Ski Porn.

Same with climbing films. And so, I inaugurate Bike Commuter Porn: Bike Porn: a new genre high on “action,” low on plot…that turns on Daily Bike Commuters everywhere. This video makes me happy, it excites my endorphins, I wanna watch it again and again, yes!, and then do it myself, with my friends.

They come from a delight and longing for the return of my local Farmers’ Market…looking at these fun images makes me hungry, lustful and randy for supporting local and real food with my hard-earned dollars.

Enjoy:

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About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | facebook.com/elephantjournal | twitter.com/elephantjournal | facebook.com/waylonhlewis | twitter.com/waylonlewis | Google+ For more: publisherelephantjournalcom

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4 Responses to “Top 40 images: Farmers’ Market Porn.”

  1. elephantjournal says:

    I can't wait! ~ Waylon

  2. [...] the bell-shaped confetti covering the dance floor—has made it even more of a production. Maybe food pornies do want to see the texture of the cake. I don’t know. But I’m a guest at your wedding [...]

  3. [...] as in, Food Porn. And Coffee Porn. Or the original: Ski Porn. Even Farmers’ Market Porn. Or Bicycle Porn. Or Nature Porn. Or more Bike Commuter Porn. Any kind of porn, just not that kind [...]

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