In response to Waylon Lewis’ recent post about “kissing“, I wanted to offer up another option in lieu of just the plain old “kiss.” Although admittedly, I do wholeheartedly agree with his advice on the subject (and I encourage you all to imagine him saying this with that beautiful mint green cardigan on):
Mmmmmm, that is beautiful, Way. And lovely pic by the way. Personally, I love a good smacker-roo right after someone has shouted at me while smoking a ciggy.
I say, let’s just shoot for 2nd base, shall we? Necking is really where it’s at. I mean…there are worse things I could do. Lets hear some advice from the makeout queen herself. Eat your heart out Scarlett. Sing along girls. I chose the karaoke version… Words included!
My thoughts on kissing are really simple. Go for the neck. Whether it is with your lips, your hands, your teeth…whatever! The neck is where it’s at (at least for me, and my favorite victim).
And that, ladies and gentlemen, are my humble thoughts on Waylon’s “How to Kiss.”
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