Sh*t Nobody Says.

Via on Jan 11, 2012

Think you’ve heard it all?

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Here’s some sh*t you’ll never ever hear!

“Twilight Deserves an Oscar!”

When those videos about Sh*t Girls Say started coming out, I wasn’t that impressed at first. Eh, funny. Moving on. Then the next one was funnier. And the vegan one was hilarious (I think I know that guy–or his Connecticut equivalent!) The Yogi one was great, and the guys talking to cats. I  think sooner or later we will have to make a Sh*t elephants Say video…

But this one–from a totally different crew–I watched three times in a row and kept on laughing. Here’s to some sh*t nobody says!


About Kate Bartolotta

Kate Bartolotta is the strongest girl in the world. She is the love child of a pirate and a roller derby queen. She hails from the second star to the right. Her love of words is boundless, but she knows that many of life’s best moments are completely untranslatable. When she is not writing, you may find her practicing yoga, devouring a book, playing with her children, planting dandelions, or dancing barefoot with her heart on her sleeve. She is madly in love with life and does not know how this story ends; she’s making it up as she goes. Kate is the owner and editor-in-chief of Be You Media Group. She also writes for The Huffington Post, elephant journal, The Good Men Project, The Green Divas, Yoganonymous, The Body Project, Project Eve, Thought Catalog and Soulseeds. She facilitates writing workshops and retreats throughout North America. Heart Medicine, Kate's book on writing, is now available on You can follow Kate on Facebook and Twitter


9 Responses to “Sh*t Nobody Says.”

  1. HEY! Twilight DOES deserve an oscar!! LOLOLOLOL great find Kate!

  2. I loved the "all these CSI's are so different!!"

  3. Andrea Balt Andréa Balt says:

    Mmmm, fart… :)

    I think I also know a Spanish version of the Vegan Guy… he's everywhere! Yes, let's make a "Sh*t elephants say" one.

  4. karlsaliter says:

    "Could you please keep smacking your gum" was a beautiful line, and I give the guy full marks for delivery. It takes something to make that one believable. Nice find!

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