Sh*t Nobody Says.

Via on Jan 11, 2012

Think you’ve heard it all?

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Here’s some sh*t you’ll never ever hear!

“Twilight Deserves an Oscar!”

When those videos about Sh*t Girls Say started coming out, I wasn’t that impressed at first. Eh, funny. Moving on. Then the next one was funnier. And the vegan one was hilarious (I think I know that guy–or his Connecticut equivalent!) The Yogi one was great, and the guys talking to cats. I  think sooner or later we will have to make a Sh*t elephants Say video…

But this one–from a totally different crew–I watched three times in a row and kept on laughing. Here’s to some sh*t nobody says!


About Kate Bartolotta

Kate Bartolotta is the strongest girl in the world. She is the love child of a pirate and a roller derby queen. She hails from the second star to the right. She doesn't know how to behave with all the apples and ibexes. She doesn't suffer from her eight million freckles, she loves them! Like a rolling stone, Kate gathers no moss. Kate loves kale, being barefoot, Dr. Seuss, singing too loudly, gallivanting, palindromes, blackberries and has far too many books for her own good. When she's not writing, you can find her practicing yoga, running in the woods, playing with her kids, devouring a book, planting dandelions, changing the world and doing her dishes. Kate does not play the accordion. She is a massage therapist, writer and a compassionate friend to all. This year Kate aspires to finally give up on learning to knit and will instead spend that time putting a little bit more of her heart on the page. Connect with Kate on Facebook and Twitter


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9 Responses to “Sh*t Nobody Says.”

  1. HEY! Twilight DOES deserve an oscar!! LOLOLOLOL great find Kate!

  2. I loved the "all these CSI's are so different!!"

  3. Mmmm, fart… :)

    I think I also know a Spanish version of the Vegan Guy… he's everywhere! Yes, let's make a "Sh*t elephants say" one.

  4. karlsaliter says:

    "Could you please keep smacking your gum" was a beautiful line, and I give the guy full marks for delivery. It takes something to make that one believable. Nice find!

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