Sh*t the Sacred Masculine Says.
“Dear Woman…” (Or Man)
If you haven’t participated in the latest battle between the Divine Feminine & the Sacred Masculine, you must at least be aware that you’re walking on shaky ground.
Then, some protested and posted their thoughtful, intelligent responses.
That made some people cry. (Not me, I only cry at weddings.)
I believe in Parody. It usually saves the day and, when all is said and done by Mr. Reason & Mrs. Feeling, Ms. Parody should always have the last a word. ‘Cause walking away with a smile is better than just walking. Especially when Will Ferrell is involved.
The following video has been out for a while and it was originally created to spoof the Manifesto for Conscious Men, a “collectively-written document from a number of men who feel deep appreciation for the gifts of the feminine as a balance to those of the masculine.”
But I think it makes for a perfect cherry on top on the side of this cake.
I apologize for the pain that my fantasies must have caused you.
Today we acknowledge that several of Jesus’ apostles and Benjamin Franklin were most likely women.
History is now Our-Story…Hysterectomy can be We-Sterectomy
I apologize for all masculine offenses both conscious and especially unconscious. I didn’t mean to hurt you…I was unconscious.
We have dropped you down very tall hills…fed you food that was undercooked or cooked not at all.
I honor your hair and we’ll leave your hair be where I find it and not put it together into a wig and wear it wherever I am…
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A perfectly popped cherry indeed! Most timely….thanks.
That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best on the topic I've seen!
Well, as the one who started the whole thing with A Call to the Sacred Masculine, I'm deeply grateful for the humor. yes!!!
Thanks for the comments. We need more humor in our sacred & divine therapies.
Or just read Dave Deida's Way of the Superior Man, or Intimate Communion, or…
I am dying of laughter!
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Will Farrell's furrowed brow. Wow.
I'm a changed man.
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