He says buying when folks are confident and selling when folks are insecure is a great way never to make money. Something like that. Seeing as how I got $500 in my account, or thereabouts, the stock market ain’t no worry a’mine. All I gots to do is work hard, pay my mortgage like a good boy, and have enough money to buy a martini at St. Julien tonight with a girl I’ve got a huge crush on, hypothetically-speaking of course.
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