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December 29, 2009

Monsanto is so awesome. {Video by Monsanto}

Thank God for Monsanto. I mean, thank the Laboratory and the Board Room!

Monsanto: God’s gift to Man, or Man’s gift to Nature?

Thank god for Monsanto’s selfless, unrewarding quest to squeeze more food from a raindrop.

Yay for Monsanto to the rescue! What? GMOs don’t produce more food, and aren’t proven safe, and Monsanto gets to patent seeds and already has infected most food staples (nearly 100% of corn, wheat, soy is GMO!), and sue farmers and push traditional farmers to bankruptcy and mass suicide? Oh, whatever: Monsanto’s awesome!

Bonus videos. Ethiopia has made GMOs illegal, Neighbor Neal tells me:

You can trust Fox, too!

Suicide.

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Kelsi Coia Jul 26, 2010 1:29pm

I just finished the Aspen Ideas Festival, sponsored of course by Monsanto (and Shell)… yeesh, they make my skin crawl.

A. Liz Dec 31, 2009 5:24pm

They can't control everything. They want to, but they can't. Keep spreading the news!

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