What’s that, a “Sport” that doesn’t involve uniforms or balls or equipment? How the hell we gonna make money offa it? How un-American-Chinese un-Capitalist.
Ahhh…we’ll invent things like this that, somehow, the sages of yore did without.
My recommendation: create and market some Tai Chi Eyebrow Trimmers. Other than that, those ol’gents are fly (see videos).