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March 14, 2011

Top 40 images: Farmers’ Market Porn.

Oh! Yes! Farmers’ Market is coming! Yes!

No, of course, these images aren’t porn. I would nevvver post anything like that.

They’re “porn” in the tradition of ski porn or food porn or of coffee porn. Here’s what I wrote up re bicycle “porn”:

When it comes to ski movies, a successful low-budget genre where they repeatedly show boys and girls snowboarding down crazy mountains, movies that are light on plot and heavy on action, slo mo, close ups and gorgeous money shots (skiing off a cliff)…they call the genre Ski Porn.

Same with climbing films. And so, I inaugurate Bike Commuter Porn: Bike Porn: a new genre high on “action,” low on plot…that turns on Daily Bike Commuters everywhere. This video makes me happy, it excites my endorphins, I wanna watch it again and again, yes!, and then do it myself, with my friends.

They come from a delight and longing for the return of my local Farmers’ Market…looking at these fun images makes me hungry, lustful and randy for supporting local and real food with my hard-earned dollars.

Enjoy:

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