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Oh! Yes! Farmers’ Market is coming! Yes!

No, of course, these images aren’t porn. I would nevvver post anything like that.

They’re “porn” in the tradition of ski porn or food porn or of coffee porn. Here’s what I wrote up re bicycle “porn”:

When it comes to ski movies, a successful low-budget genre where they repeatedly show boys and girls snowboarding down crazy mountains, movies that are light on plot and heavy on action, slo mo, close ups and gorgeous money shots (skiing off a cliff)…they call the genre Ski Porn.

Same with climbing films. And so, I inaugurate Bike Commuter Porn: Bike Porn: a new genre high on “action,” low on plot…that turns on Daily Bike Commuters everywhere. This video makes me happy, it excites my endorphins, I wanna watch it again and again, yes!, and then do it myself, with my friends.

They come from a delight and longing for the return of my local Farmers’ Market…looking at these fun images makes me hungry, lustful and randy for supporting local and real food with my hard-earned dollars.

Enjoy:

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Waylon Lewis, founder of Elephant Journal & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat.” Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword’s Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by “Greatist”, Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: “the mindful life” beyond the choir & to all those who didn’t know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, touches on modern relationships from a Buddhist point of view. His dream of 9 years, the Elephant “Ecosystem” will find a way to pay 1,000s of writers a month, helping reverse the tide of low-quality, unpaid writing & reading for free online.

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anonymous Nov 28, 2012 2:50pm

[…] as in, Food Porn. And Coffee Porn. Or the original: Ski Porn. Even Farmers’ Market Porn. Or Bicycle Porn. Or Nature Porn. Or more Bike Commuter Porn. Any kind of porn, just not that kind […]

anonymous Jul 31, 2012 9:20am

[…] the bell-shaped confetti covering the dance floor—has made it even more of a production. Maybe food pornies do want to see the texture of the cake. I don’t know. But I’m a guest at your wedding […]

anonymous Mar 23, 2011 5:07pm

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anonymous Mar 14, 2011 10:35pm

I can't wait! ~ Waylon