Sh*t Nobody Says.

Via Kate Bartolotta
on Jan 11, 2012
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Think you’ve heard it all?

Here’s some sh*t you’ll never ever hear!

“Twilight Deserves an Oscar!”

When those videos about Sh*t Girls Say started coming out, I wasn’t that impressed at first. Eh, funny. Moving on. Then the next one was funnier. And the vegan one was hilarious (I think I know that guy–or his Connecticut equivalent!) The Yogi one was great, and the guys talking to cats. I  think sooner or later we will have to make a Sh*t elephants Say video…

But this one–from a totally different crew–I watched three times in a row and kept on laughing. Here’s to some sh*t nobody says!



About Kate Bartolotta

Kate Bartolotta is a wellness cheerleader, yogini storyteller, and self-care maven. She also writes for Huffington Post, Yoga International, Mantra Yoga+ Health, a beauty full mind, The Good Men Project, The Green Divas, The Body Project, Project Eve, Thought Catalog and Soulseeds. Kate's books are now available on and Barnes & She is passionate about helping people fall in love with their lives. You can connect with Kate on Facebook and Instagram.


9 Responses to “Sh*t Nobody Says.”

  1. HEY! Twilight DOES deserve an oscar!! LOLOLOLOL great find Kate!

  2. I loved the "all these CSI's are so different!!"

  3. #noitdoesn't but the last one was good–the first part of Breaking Dawn? They seemed to get better with each one. One of my best friends is a huuuuuuuuuge Twi fan!

  4. I know! I burst out laughing at that one (among others!)

  5. Andréa Balt says:

    Mmmm, fart… 🙂

    I think I also know a Spanish version of the Vegan Guy… he's everywhere! Yes, let's make a "Sh*t elephants say" one.

  6. karlsaliter says:

    "Could you please keep smacking your gum" was a beautiful line, and I give the guy full marks for delivery. It takes something to make that one believable. Nice find!

  7. Yeah, I liked his delivery better than some of the other videos. "I miss faxing!" hahah!

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