Okay, it’s time for my Boy who cried Wolf moment: I’m actually engaged, after 12 years of April Fool’s about (not) getting engaged.

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I’ve got some big news. Finally.

Waylon Lewis, founder of Elephant, announces Engagement. And that’s not All.

I’m engaged.

Update on the recent news: Elephant acquired by Big Tech, merges with Medium to form mindful media empire. Here’s the purchase price.

It’s my pleasure to let Elephant readers know something only my closest friends have known (and only for the last few weeks or so, we were waiting ’til we were three weeks in)—I’m honored to announce my engagement with a young lady who I first met while doing a meditation program (click to find out more)

While I’m sorry not to be able to go into more detail, I can say I’m not only head over heels but I feel like we have a good, solid, grounded friendship (click to find out more).

While we haven’t yet lived together or spent as much time together as we’d like, the long distance relationship, and being on my own most of the time, has taught me many lessons about love, letting go, loneliness, trust, and commitment.

We both want to have many children.

Thanks very much for listening.

Yours in happiness,

Waylon Lewis.

PS: nothing is true.