“Will you hold space for me? I’m totally manifesting a new boyfriend!”
“My crystal says you’re not telling me everything.”
You know this girl. Seriously, you know her and this will make you laugh out loud and shake your head. (Unless she’s you, in which case, laugh anyway. It will raise your vibration even more than all that tapping.)
Why are these so funny? All this sh*t from girls, vegans, yoginis, cat owners…even the sh*t no one says? Because sometimes being mindful isn’t serious. Sometimes we need to look at ourselves and laugh.
It will do a lot more for your aura than changing your name to Rainbow Moonbeam Star. I promise.
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July’s Full Moon in Capricorn: The Heart wants what it Wants. The 4 Stages of a Good Divorce. Our Soulmates are Rarely Who We Expect. Men, Let’s Stop Fooling Ourselves: Size Matters. A Letter to my Children: You do not come from a Broken Home. To the One Who Tried to Break Me. An Open Letter to the Fixers. How your Stored Memories in the Amygdala can lead to PTSD. How My Sister’s Death Transformed my Self-Perception. Jon Stewart makes first appearance since retiring—”it’s not your country.”