“Will you hold space for me? I’m totally manifesting a new boyfriend!”
“My crystal says you’re not telling me everything.”
You know this girl. Seriously, you know her and this will make you laugh out loud and shake your head. (Unless she’s you, in which case, laugh anyway. It will raise your vibration even more than all that tapping.)
Why are these so funny? All this sh*t from girls, vegans, yoginis, cat owners…even the sh*t no one says? Because sometimes being mindful isn’t serious. Sometimes we need to look at ourselves and laugh.
It will do a lot more for your aura than changing your name to Rainbow Moonbeam Star. I promise.
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