Exposed: Wacko Tree Hugger Conspiracy.

Via on Aug 20, 2012!/photo.php?fbid=472980719379578&set=a.115969958413991.17486.114517875225866&type=1&theater

Beware anyone who calls themselves a tree hugger.*

They have this big plan to “save the planet” from companies and people who desecrate the earth. All they talk about is clean air, clean water, safe food, blah blah blah.

And they keep trying to convert everyone—like some kind of crazy religion! It could be a sexual cult with all that obscene tree-hugging going on. It’s like they’re in love with trees! That’s just… sick!

And what’s the deal with that whole carbon thing? So what if the level of carbon dioxide has been increasing exponentially since the onset of the industrial age and that it just gets trapped in our atmosphere? “Scientists” claim it absorbs heat from the sun which makes Earth a liveable planet. Too much of it and the climate’s gonna change, yada yada yada. Seriously? Not gonna happen. It’s one big ridiculous conspiracy.

Get over yourselves, you tree hugging freaks! Stop all the worrying and relax! You only live once.

* Tree huggers sometimes hide behind other names like:  environmentalist, Green Panther, activist, conservationist, ecologist, green activist, nature-lover, preservationist, eagle freak, son/daughter of earth, hippie, greenie, liberal, Al Gore, environmental advocate, earth lover, vegetarian/vegan, eco-warrior.

P.S. For those of you who don’t know me well, I’m a tree hugger.

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About Lynn Hasselberger

Lynn Hasselberger lives in Chicagoland with her son, husband and two cats. She loves sunrises, running, yoga, chocolate, and NYR, and has a voracious appetite for comedy. In her spare time, she blogs at and A "Green Diva" and social media addict, you'll most likely find Lynn on twitter (@LynnHasselbrgr & @myEARTH360) and facebook. She hopes to make the world a better place, have more fun, re-develop her math skills and overcome her fear of public speaking. Like her writing? Subscribe to her posts.


3 Responses to “Exposed: Wacko Tree Hugger Conspiracy.”

  1. edieyoga says:

    Interesting! Posting to main FB. I got lucky. No one has done it…Yet.

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