Sh*t Gay Guys Say to Their Cats.

Via elephant journal
on Jan 10, 2012
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“You look like Tammy Faye Baker with all this sh– stuff on your face.”

To be fair, it’s what all of us cat owners say!

I’m sitting here while three 4-week old kittens play with my hair. And yes, I’ve said lots of stupid sh*t to them. (I draw the line at asking their opinions about my outfit, though. Most of the time.) “He’s a baby. He’s a baby. He’s a good boy!”

Relephant funny: from vegans, and girls, and other girls, and even yogis! We all talk sh*t.



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12 Responses to “Sh*t Gay Guys Say to Their Cats.”

  1. ARCreated says:

    I say most of that to my puppy dog…especially the "get me a cup of coffee" 🙂

  2. shay says:

    I usually give them their own voices and i have them answer my questions. Especially funny is to see my 6'4 boyfriend talk to tiny dogs like they are his babies.

  3. I don't care how funny that was, I still think Rudi HATES that guy….

  4. Look at again–it a hoodie with little ear holds cut out…it's supposed to be a hipster kitty!

  5. If I could train the cats to make coffee my life would be complete.

  6. […] are these so funny? All this sh*t from girls, vegans, yoginis, cat owners…even the sh*t no one says? Because sometimes being mindful isn’t serious. Sometimes we […]

  7. Carolyn Keener says:

    I agree.

  8. JoshMPlant says:

    "You look like Tammy Faye Baker with all this stuff on your face!" made me die!