January 11, 2012

Sh*t Gay Guys Say to Their Cats.

“You look like Tammy Faye Baker with all this sh– stuff on your face.”

To be fair, it’s what all of us cat owners say!

I’m sitting here while three 4-week old kittens play with my hair. And yes, I’ve said lots of stupid sh*t to them. (I draw the line at asking their opinions about my outfit, though. Most of the time.) “He’s a baby. He’s a baby. He’s a good boy!”

Relephant funny: from vegans, and girls, and other girls, and even yogis! We all talk sh*t.


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